- Sharks live in the ocean. If you are at a beach on the ocean, with harbor seals nearby. Why dress your poor kid in a black neoprene wetsuit?
- Having traveled to Brazil does not qualify you to wear a Brazilian-cut bikini.
- Hardly anyone is good at skimboarding. Those that are wasted an inordinate amount of time.
- Two loud people should be forcibly barred from coupling, cohabitating and producing super-loud children.
- The 50-year-old man alone, with sunglasses, a newspaper and a beach chair subtly angled toward the gaggle of teenage girls, fools no one.