Five Observations From The Beach


  • Sharks live in the ocean.  If you are at a beach on the ocean, with harbor seals nearby.  Why dress your poor kid in a black neoprene wetsuit?
  • Having traveled to Brazil does not qualify you to wear a Brazilian-cut bikini.
  • Two loud people should be forcibly barred from coupling, cohabitating and producing super-loud children.
  • The 50-year-old man alone, with sunglasses, a newspaper and a beach chair subtly angled toward the gaggle of teenage girls, fools no one.